- Me: *switches the TV channel* Ohh!! Silence of the lambs is on! :D The evening can't get better!
- *after some time the TV spots break in and they show Jeremy Renner*
- Me: .... O____O THE EVENING JUST GOT BETTER.
- nick fury: hey i just met ya'll
- nick fury: and this is crazy
- nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
- nick fury: so call me maybe
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